areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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