Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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