u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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