so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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