are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
So vagazzling was a success
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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