i can't believe i had my finger in that
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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