Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Randomize
