I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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