upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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