So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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