Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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