girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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