we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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