SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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