had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
you would pick up someone in the library
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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