Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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