we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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