i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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