he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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