Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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