scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
