So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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