i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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