So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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