You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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