3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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