how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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