They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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