I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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