David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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