I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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