I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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