listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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