i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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