So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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