porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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