Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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