Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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