My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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