cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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