Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
she looked like the before picture.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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