Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
last night I used snow as a chaser
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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