Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
