turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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