Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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