i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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