All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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