would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I am mentally ready for anal.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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