um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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