Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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