Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
